Adopt-a-Russian January 13, 2006Posted by BiB in Uncategorized.
Well, or more like, Rent-a-Russian, or Short-Lease-a-Russian. Just for a couple of weeks.
Some vital statistics:
Build: brick shithouse
Usefulness around the house: exemplary, including repairing things that are already in full working order
Ability to knock up dinner out of a (half-)fridgeful of utterly uninteresting ingredients: exemplary
Conversability: improves upon lubrication